tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85439507677674498612024-03-13T12:06:18.961-06:00The "Quotable" Scott Smith"Think of it as a comic strip, without all of the distracting artwork." - Scott SmithScott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.comBlogger553125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-85425681588234834792016-06-08T15:29:00.001-06:002016-06-08T15:29:37.523-06:00"I got fifty bucks says Galactus shows up before Jesus." -Scott SmithScott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-2155354442446738422012-07-23T10:47:00.000-06:002012-07-23T10:47:09.476-06:00"Gentlemen's clubs are dollar stores for titties." -Scott SmithScott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-65912316523004529412012-07-07T16:23:00.000-06:002012-07-07T16:23:31.684-06:00"Take away the fire and; camping is just pretending to be homeless." -Scott SmithScott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-48225758732405978602012-06-17T18:05:00.001-06:002012-06-17T18:05:44.511-06:00<div><p>"I have an idea for a business leasing puppies to single guys to help them get chicks. I'm going to have to do something with the pupppies once they grow up in to dogs though. So, if anybody knows where there's a building for lease next to a Vietnamese restaurant, hit me up." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-36056686829762671502012-06-15T11:52:00.000-06:002012-06-15T12:02:24.234-06:00The Island of Lote<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JRsMdW-pdBQ/T9t1eIfWrvI/AAAAAAAAAHE/DmRcx6StNgk/s1600/Cover-06-sm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:right; float:right; margin-left:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="266" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JRsMdW-pdBQ/T9t1eIfWrvI/AAAAAAAAAHE/DmRcx6StNgk/s400/Cover-06-sm.jpg" /></a>
Maine is known for two things; Lobster and great authors. Emily Kinney is part of that great tradition. No, she's not a lobster fisherman! She's the author of The Island of Lote. A hilarious tale of teen romance set on a tropical island.
Check it out on Goodreads and see why Emily Kinney is well on her way to becoming one of America's master storytellers. <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13648165-the-island-of-lote">The Island of Lote</a> 'Like' it on Facebook and get ready for a good time! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/theislandoflote">http://www.facebook.com/theislandoflote</a>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-86786725957004862002012-06-10T12:12:00.001-06:002012-06-10T12:12:08.729-06:00<div><p>"Too much 'Bim', not enough 'Bo'. If ya know what I mean..." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-79237003378091836352012-06-09T11:00:00.001-06:002012-06-09T11:00:57.941-06:00<div><p>"Coffee is like coffee for the soul." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-78827735474276076092012-06-01T11:31:00.001-06:002012-06-01T11:31:24.583-06:00<div><p>"Did it sound like he had pee in his ear?" -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-70737661837045318482012-05-31T08:27:00.001-06:002012-06-16T15:06:29.503-06:00<div><p>"Keep your gravy off of my breakfast!" -Scott Smith<br>
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</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-80400102643504583562012-05-25T10:30:00.001-06:002012-05-25T10:30:57.291-06:00Irresistible-ScentsWouldn't you love to come home to the smell of a fresh baked cake everyday? How about going to bed surrounded by the aroma of Sandalwood? Then, <a href="http://www.irresistible-scents.com">Irresistible-Scents</a> is the place for you!
From Sex on the Beach to Dreamsicle, they've got the handmade scent that's right for you. Light up your front room with the smell of Jazzy Gardenia or Set the mood in the bedroom with Black Linen and Amber. <a href="http://www.irresistible-scents.com">Irresistible-Scents</a> has the handmade candles, and more, to make your home, office, car, wherever smell absolutely fabulous! The good folks at <a href="http://www.irresistible-scents.com">Irresistible-Scents</a> are coming up with new fragrances and products all the time too. So you can try something different anytime you want. So, head on over to <a href="http://www.irresistible-scents.com">Irresistible-Scents</a> today and smell what you've been missing!Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-71647435335125453922012-05-16T10:18:00.001-06:002012-05-16T10:18:04.499-06:00<div><p>"You don't have to move an inch to go too far." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-85471368231360872012012-05-14T12:04:00.001-06:002012-05-14T12:04:27.497-06:00<div><p>"Where are all the robots?" -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-80461720214456457252012-05-13T13:49:00.001-06:002012-05-13T13:49:00.493-06:00<div><p>"Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there! And all you non-mothers; Call me and we can practice making you one." -Sccott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-91445726317076804332012-05-06T16:01:00.001-06:002012-05-16T10:14:33.574-06:00<div><p>"That gives me a tingle in my dingle." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-49735566502343761522012-05-03T21:09:00.001-06:002012-05-03T21:09:55.168-06:00<div><p>"He dances like an Englishman." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-61783309895509316862012-04-28T14:07:00.001-06:002012-04-28T14:07:37.906-06:00<div><p>"You should only slap a woman when they're hysterical." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-15891263209566286332012-04-27T12:52:00.001-06:002012-04-27T12:52:18.149-06:00<div><p>"Why won't my pickle seeds grow?" -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-31660080409472957132012-04-21T13:58:00.001-06:002012-04-21T13:58:45.529-06:00<div><p>"Short people need to grow the fuck up." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-27855222639084457882012-04-18T22:17:00.001-06:002012-04-21T13:59:03.383-06:00<div><p>"The thing about mental illness is that, it's all in your head." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-62780701079708632862012-04-18T22:13:00.001-06:002012-04-18T22:13:53.613-06:00<div><p>"I'm raising awareness of the need for people to stop raising awareness." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-36808210302174782322012-04-15T10:18:00.001-06:002012-04-15T10:18:41.365-06:00<div><p>"Exotic dancers? Sounds exotic." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-90333516644114514042012-04-13T20:52:00.001-06:002012-04-13T20:52:33.856-06:00<div><p>"So, does the nominee get to ride an elephant?" -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-70048440044024960052012-04-02T13:40:00.001-06:002012-04-03T17:23:19.961-06:00<div><p>"What happens in Atlanta, stays in your pantsa." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-46638038312979518072012-04-02T13:39:00.001-06:002012-04-02T13:39:25.867-06:00<div><p>"Skanks, flakes and fakes; This is my life." -Scott Smith</p>
</div>Scott Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01182221236977647362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543950767767449861.post-3687048984302623502012-03-30T12:38:00.001-06:002012-03-30T12:38:49.588-06:00<div><p>'Push 'em up and smash 'em together! Not for me, for America!" -Scott Smith</p>
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