"I got fifty bucks says Galactus shows up before Jesus." -Scott Smith

"Gentlemen's clubs are dollar stores for titties." -Scott Smith

"Take away the fire and; camping is just pretending to be homeless." -Scott Smith

"I have an idea for a business leasing puppies to single guys to help them get chicks. I'm going to have to do something with the pupppies once they grow up in to dogs though. So, if anybody knows where there's a building for lease next to a Vietnamese restaurant, hit me up." -Scott Smith

The Island of Lote

Maine is known for two things; Lobster and great authors. Emily Kinney is part of that great tradition. No, she's not a lobster fisherman! She's the author of The Island of Lote. A hilarious tale of teen romance set on a tropical island. Check it out on Goodreads and see why Emily Kinney is well on her way to becoming one of America's master storytellers. The Island of Lote 'Like' it on Facebook and get ready for a good time! http://www.facebook.com/theislandoflote

"Too much 'Bim', not enough 'Bo'. If ya know what I mean..." -Scott Smith

"Coffee is like coffee for the soul." -Scott Smith

"Did it sound like he had pee in his ear?" -Scott Smith

"Keep your gravy off of my breakfast!" -Scott Smith

Irresistible-Scents

Wouldn't you love to come home to the smell of a fresh baked cake everyday? How about going to bed surrounded by the aroma of Sandalwood? Then, Irresistible-Scents is the place for you! From Sex on the Beach to Dreamsicle, they've got the handmade scent that's right for you. Light up your front room with the smell of Jazzy Gardenia or Set the mood in the bedroom with Black Linen and Amber. Irresistible-Scents has the handmade candles, and more, to make your home, office, car, wherever smell absolutely fabulous! The good folks at Irresistible-Scents are coming up with new fragrances and products all the time too. So you can try something different anytime you want. So, head on over to Irresistible-Scents today and smell what you've been missing!

"You don't have to move an inch to go too far." -Scott Smith

"Where are all the robots?" -Scott Smith

"Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there! And all you non-mothers; Call me and we can practice making you one." -Sccott Smith

"That gives me a tingle in my dingle." -Scott Smith

"He dances like an Englishman." -Scott Smith

"You should only slap a woman when they're hysterical." -Scott Smith

"Why won't my pickle seeds grow?" -Scott Smith

"Short people need to grow the fuck up." -Scott Smith

"The thing about mental illness is that, it's all in your head." -Scott Smith

"I'm raising awareness of the need for people to stop raising awareness." -Scott Smith