"The thing about mental illness is that, it's all in your head." -Scott Smith

"The lime won't fit in the coconut. Maybe I should juice it first." -Scott Smith

"No, no, no, no.., We need you to tear some sheets in to strips AND boil some water. Don't put the sheet strips in the boiling water, that's just ridiculous. Ain't you never birthed no baby?" -Scott Smith

"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimer's but, I forgot it." -Scott Smith

"The clap doesn't sound anything like you think it should. If you are hearing any strange noises from you crotch; Play it safe, go see a doctor." - Scott Smith

"Getting sick is nature's way of reminding you that; You ain't shit." - Scott Smith

"It's all fun and games until they're sewing your big toes where your thumbs used to be." - Scott Smith

"There's a 4th degree burn now?" - Scott Smith