"Don't eat peppers if you can't handle pooping them out." -Scott Smith

"Don't use margarine when you have butter." -Scott Smith

"Don't lick a gift porn with your mouth." -Scott Smith

"Not for all the clowns in Clowntown." -Scott Smith

"Well, it would be cooler if you were naked." -Scott Smith

"I wouldn't do it, even if you gave me all crazy people in Florida!" -Scott Smith

"Hey mama Que pasa? Works on all the Mexican women.., in Mexico at least." -Scott Smith

"Well if that don't just put the nuts in the sack..." -Scott Smith

"I haven't pointed at my crotch that much in years" -Scott Smith

"Where's the butter Neighbs?" - Scott Smith