"The tacos are great.., if you like horse meat." -Scott Smith

"America is fucking boring." -Scott Smith

"Sun, surf, sand, sangria, .., I could probably use some sleep too." -Scott Smith

"Hey mama Que pasa? Works on all the Mexican women.., in Mexico at least." -Scott Smith

"A Mexican backhoe looks just like a regular backhoe.., in Mexico at least." -Scott Smith

"Mexican cupcakes?" -Scott Smith

"Even Mexico has a ginger problem." -Scott Smith

"Not for all the beans in Mexico!" - Scott Smith