"Pooping behind the dumpster is fun until you get shit on your shoe." -Scott Smith

"*Don't eat the red ones. Unless it's OK to eat the red ones. In that case, knock yourself out. Unless you ate the red ones, those might be what knocks you out." -Scott Smith

"If you build in a wash; your house is going to wash away." -Scott Smith

"Any resemblance of "quotables" to people, either living or dead, is purely coincidental." - Scott Smith