"A lemur and a raccoon walk in to an elderly assisted care facility. The raccoon looks at the lemur and says, 'Holy shit! I must be high because, it totally sounds like I'm talking. I mean, I'm a raccoon, raccoons can't talk. And what the fuck am I doing hanging out with a lemur? I must have ate some bad trash.' Something.., Something.., Something.., I think they wind up getting a Grand Slam at Denny's or something. You had to be there." - Scott Smith