Thursday, July 16, 2009

"Where in the bible does it say I can't deep fry a snickers bar? Huh? Come on Padre, show me!" - Scott Smith
"...something about flanges. I dunno either." - Scott Smith

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

"It makes me feel better. Not a 'Oh, I'm healthy' kind of better per se, more of a 'I'm only gonna punch that old Asian lady in the face once' kind of better." - Scott Smith
"If a malt and a milkshake were the same thing, a malt wouldn't cost a quarter more. Pfft, fuckin' jerkoff." - Scott Smith
"Nobody's the boss of me! Well, nobody except my boss." - Scott Smith
"Raoul, let's eat that!" - Scott Smith

Friday, July 10, 2009

"First come casual Fridays then, topless Wednesdays." - Scott Smith
"No, we never dated. My cock was seeing her vagina for a while though." - Scott Smith
"Too early to wake up. Too late to stop the Sun from existing." - Scott Smith
"Eat it dude. It's got bananas!" - Scott Smith

Friday, July 03, 2009

"That's more of a Sunday go-to-meeting type of drunk." - Scott Smith
"Well, if I'm not handsome, that would make my mother a liar." - Scott Smith
"It's not as easy as you think it looks." - Scott Smith

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