Tuesday, June 28, 2011

"Wagons were made for fallin' off." -Scott Smith

Saturday, June 25, 2011

"When all else fails; talk about her tits. If that doesn't work, she wasn't going to fuck you anyway." -Scott Smith

Thursday, June 23, 2011

"The best thing about the illiterate is; you can write whatever nasty things you want about them and, they'll never know.., They also smell like boiled cabbage." -Scott Smith
"Advice from strangers is usually strange advice." -Scott Smith
"Adventure can wear you out." -Scott Smith

Saturday, June 18, 2011

"America is fucking boring." -Scott Smith

Thursday, June 09, 2011

"I think my blog just cock-blocked Stanley." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

"Sun, surf, sand, sangria, .., I could probably use some sleep too." -Scott Smith

Saturday, June 04, 2011

"Hey mama Que pasa? Works on all the Mexican women.., in Mexico at least." -Scott Smith
"A Mexican backhoe looks just like a regular backhoe.., in Mexico at least." -Scott Smith

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