Wednesday, September 30, 2009

"Once, on a cold and stormy day much like today, the rain raped my father. I've hated it ever since." - Scott Smith

Monday, September 21, 2009

"I love fat bitch burgers." - Scott Smith

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"I'll give you a stimulus package.., FROM MY PANTS!!! I'm talking about my penis, of course." - Scott Smith
"Bears using toilet paper but, no toilet. Is it any wonder the kids are so screwed up now-a-days?" - Scott Smith
"I've got bigger fish to fry and he's got fatter chicks to fuck. Let's hurry this shit up." - Scott Smith

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

"It makes more sense when you drunk." - Scott Smith
"Have you ever tried putting blueberries in waffles? It can't be done. It would take a special waffle iron, one with lots of divots. So many divots, they'd have to import 'em. Next thing you know, tariffs everywhere... Just eat your fucking pancake." - Scott Smith

Sunday, September 06, 2009

"If you're happy and you know it, burn in hell." - Scott Smith

Thursday, September 03, 2009

"OK, I could care less but, it's just too much effort." - Scott Smith

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