Tuesday, August 24, 2010

"Any resemblance of "quotables" to people, either living or dead, is purely coincidental." - Scott Smith
"Fuck whales! You can put 'em all on a boat and sink it in middle of the ocean for all I care!" - Scott Smith

Friday, August 20, 2010

"Wisdom is wasted on the crotchety." - Scott Smith
"A wise man once said, 'Men must have standards.' I don't remember who it was and I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking to me when he said it." - Scott Smith

Thursday, August 19, 2010

"If you want to become more popular, quit calling people for a few months." - Scott Smith
"What's it called when a girls gives a guy a 'booty call? A 'boner call' maybe. Whatever it's called, I've been getting a lot of them lately." - Scott Smith

Sunday, August 08, 2010

"The clowns are running the circus and, the monkeys have found their makeup." - Scott Smith
"Crow is the hardest to eat when it's been slow cooked." - Scott Smith
"..," - Scott Smith

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