Friday, April 29, 2011

"Maybe if you buy some taller shoes, things might quit going over your head." -Scott Smith
"William and Kate; another royal wedding that won't end with a king. Well, at least not until William gets hair-plugs I hope. 'His royal baldness' does have a nice ring to it though." -Scott Smith

Thursday, April 28, 2011

"Why are they in the freezer? What a stupid question. Where do you keep your in-laws?" - Scott Smith

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

"Split peanut soup? You're an idiot." -Scott Smith
"The frost is lost by noon." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

"Well if that don't just put the nuts in the sack..." -Scott Smith
"I need a synonym for synonymous." -Scott Smith

Sunday, April 24, 2011

"Quotable" Qulassic: Easter edition

"Easter?!?!? I thought it was Passover. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stick some ham between a couple of slices of Matzo bread and kill 2 birds with one stone. " - Scott Smith

Friday, April 22, 2011

The "Viewable" Scott Smith

"It was only a matter of time. Somebody done went and drew a "quotable". So, without further ado, here's some distracting artwork:

Courtesy of the always handsome Shawn Bird over at Soul Doubt Comics! Go check him out! He draws art and pisses class, sometimes he does both at once. It can get messy." -Scott Smith

Thursday, April 21, 2011

"There was a study in Couples Quarterly Magazine last month; It turns out that every 'perfect' couple in the United States are either both part Dutch, or secretly serial killers. Don't worry though, that magazine might not actually exist." -Scott Smith
"Mexican cupcakes?" -Scott Smith

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"Don't die before you check with me. I need to make sure I can pencil in the memorial." -Scott Smith
"Rosey Grier killed RFK! There, I said it." -Scott Smith
"You have to wait in a long line to get a free hot dog." -Scott Smith

Saturday, April 16, 2011

"Quotable" Qulassic

"Well, if I'm not handsome, that would make my mother a liar." - Scott Smith

Friday, April 15, 2011

"Another sucky, suck-filled day." -Scott Smith
"Who made the rule that you can't drink before noon. That guy was a dick." -Scott Smith

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

"Hot dogs are tastier than cool cats." -Scott Smith
"Sharing is caring and; both of those actions are overrated." -Scott Smith
"If you can't draw a picture with your imagination; what are you doing here?" -Scott Smith
"After years of failing at everything, I've decided to quit trying. I will, of course, fail at that as well. Never say I'm not consistent." -Scott Smith

Saturday, April 09, 2011

"If you 'get it', you're cool. If not, you can fuck off." -Scott Smith

Friday, April 08, 2011

Spring is here. You know what that means; Time for a new wardrobe.., for your dog?
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"Fuck you Snow, it's not cute anymore!" -Scott Smith

Thursday, April 07, 2011

"When I was a boy; bottles were glass, bags were paper and condoms were latex. How did we ever survive?" -Scott Smith
"That was fun, now we're done." -Scott Smith

Saturday, April 02, 2011

"It says, 'best by' not, 'worse after'. Just shut up and eat your Beefaroni." -Scott Smith
"Keep going. When the road ends, turn." -Scott Smith

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