Tuesday, December 28, 2010

"The future is boring." -Scott Smith
"Might as well try putting that fire out with butter." -Scott Smith

Friday, December 24, 2010

"I'm not eating any of that crap, it looks like shit." -Scott Smith

Saturday, December 18, 2010

"The Sneeches had it easy. Their belly stars or, lack thereof, made it easy for them to know who to hate." - Scott Smith

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

"I brush my teeth before bed so that, if I see the girl of my dreams, I'll have fresh breath." - Scott Smith

Friday, December 03, 2010

"You don't need a map to go nowhere." - Scott Smith

Thursday, December 02, 2010

"If you came here looking for answers, here you go; 'Yes' and 'Fuck you'." -Scott Smith
"You should be careful when you fall head-over-heals because, you might land tits-up." - Scott Smith
"Knowing that you don't know something can make you go cross-eyed." - Scott Smith

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