Friday, March 30, 2012

'Push 'em up and smash 'em together! Not for me, for America!" -Scott Smith

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

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Thursday, March 22, 2012

"What do you wants I should do with all my eggs? I only have the one basket." -Scott Smith

"You can be driven to drink but, you can't drink while you drive? What a fucking rip-off!" -Scott Smith

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

"When life gives you shit; paint it yellow and tell people you got lemons." -Scott Smith

Monday, March 19, 2012

"You don't need a machine to go to the future." -Scott Smith
"Your stupid face matches your dumb ass." -Scott Smith

Friday, March 16, 2012

"Jesus had a foot fetish." -Scott Smith

Monday, March 12, 2012

"You might as well take your own monkey to the zoo." -Scott Smith

Thursday, March 08, 2012

"Rubber nipples will never replace the real thing." -Scott Smith

Sunday, March 04, 2012

"If babies weren't such pussies, maybe people would quit taking their candy all the time." -Scott Smith

Thursday, March 01, 2012

"I'm a little rough around the edges, that's why they invented KY." -Scott Smith

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