"You don't need a machine to go to the future." -Scott Smith

"Rome wasn't built in a day but, I'm pretty sure most of the building went on during the day. So, fuck you." -Scott Smith

"I wouldn't do it, even if you gave me all crazy people in Florida!" -Scott Smith

"Adventure can wear you out." -Scott Smith

"Sun, surf, sand, sangria, .., I could probably use some sleep too." -Scott Smith

"Keep going. When the road ends, turn." -Scott Smith

"That'd do as much good as hooking a flux capacitor to a donkey." -Scott Smith

"It doesn't matter where you go, as long as you get there." -Scott Smith

"You know what they say, 'When in Rome, try the pasta.'" -Scott Smith

"I'm not gonna lie; South Carolina makes North Carolina look like an idiot.., Did I say 'an idiot'? I meant to say, 'way less inbred'. Sorry for the confusion." -Scott Smith

"You don't need a map to go nowhere." - Scott Smith

"No matter where you are going, it's not going to be that cool when you get there." - Scott Smith

"Ensenada de los Muertos, sounds nice." - Scott Smith

"I need a boat with a boat on it! No time for questions!! Make it happen!!!" - Scott Smith

"Next stop: Bonerburg, USA. Population: You." - Scott Smith