"Spaghetti is just Italian nachos." -Scott Smith

"Nachos are just Mexican spaghetti." -Scott Smith

"Never forget: September 11 is only 2 days before my birthday." -Scott Smith

"Thin Mints are just overpriced, repackaged Grasshoppers. Those Girl Scouts are fucking rip-off artists. Keebler should sue. " -Scott Smith

"Maybe Rosey Grier didn't kill RFK. Ray Milland could have had control of the body that day." -Scott Smith

"Rosey Grier killed RFK! There, I said it." -Scott Smith