Saturday, April 28, 2012

"You should only slap a woman when they're hysterical." -Scott Smith

Friday, April 27, 2012

"Why won't my pickle seeds grow?" -Scott Smith

Saturday, April 21, 2012

"Short people need to grow the fuck up." -Scott Smith

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

"The thing about mental illness is that, it's all in your head." -Scott Smith

"I'm raising awareness of the need for people to stop raising awareness." -Scott Smith

Sunday, April 15, 2012

"Exotic dancers? Sounds exotic." -Scott Smith

Friday, April 13, 2012

"So, does the nominee get to ride an elephant?" -Scott Smith

Monday, April 02, 2012

"What happens in Atlanta, stays in your pantsa." -Scott Smith

"Skanks, flakes and fakes; This is my life." -Scott Smith

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