Monday, March 28, 2011

"I put my entendres on one leg at a time, just like the rest of you." -Scott Smith

Thursday, March 24, 2011

"Well then, maybe waffles should just stay out of politics." -Scott Smith

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

"Everyday seems to get shorter yet, more boring somehow." -Scott Smith

Monday, March 21, 2011

"Indian food is way better than Native American food." -Scott Smith
"Trying to swallow the Moon is a good way to hurt your jaw." -Scott Smith
"That'd do as much good as hooking a flux capacitor to a donkey." -Scott Smith

Thursday, March 17, 2011

"Even Mexico has a ginger problem." -Scott Smith

Monday, March 14, 2011

"I'm pretty sure most bagel places are money laundering fronts. I mean, who wants a bagel when they can have an English muffin?" -Scot Smith

Sunday, March 13, 2011

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

"Bubbles still count as clothes if you can't see a nipple." -Scott Smith

Friday, March 11, 2011

"I've got champagne dreams and a six pack of High Life." -Scott Smith
"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimer's but, I forgot it." -Scott Smith
"Minimalism is at it's best when used sparingly." -Scott Smith

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

"Sometimes you have to arm-wrestle Satan, to keep the biscuits from the Devil." -Scott Smith
"Sometimes my penis gets so uppity I have to choke it until it throws up." -Scott Smith
"You're never damned when you doughnut." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

"It doesn't matter where you go, as long as you get there." -Scott Smith
"Hell is where the hate is." -Scott Smith

Monday, March 07, 2011

Web 2.0 expo

If you want to learn the future of Social Network Marketing, Come to San Francisco March 28-31 and see Dennis Yu at the Web2.0 Expo:
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If you didn't already know; Dennis Yu is a VP of Facebook Strategy of Webtrends. His team of 40 specialize in Facebook campaigns and, have run over 1,500 campaigns for major brands.
If your brand currently spends over $20,000 a month in paid search, he's even willing to offer you a free audit of your Facebook presence, comparing against 3 competitors of your choice. Hit him up at for more info: dennis.yu@webtrends.com.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

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Saturday, March 05, 2011

"You know that you can get this on a T-shirt, right?" -Scott Smith

"Quotable" Qulassic

This "Quotable" originally aired on The "Quotable" Scott Smith, 6/24/2009:

"English muffins are the new bagels." - Scott Smith

Friday, March 04, 2011

"It's hard to stay focused when you're not looking at anything." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

"There's nothing to get, that's it." -Scott Smith

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