"Bootsy Twitters?" - Scott Smith

"100. That's like a half of a carton of cigarettes worth of quotes. What's a carton of smokes go for now a days? $50.00? We'll call it $50.00. So, you own me $25.00. Please pay up soon, I have bills to pay." - Scott Smith

"That's not how you carry a canoe dumbass. You've got it confused with a kayak." - Scott Smith

"We're gonna need a bigger beer." - Scott Smith

"Maybe you should update your face more often." - Scott Smith