Thursday, December 31, 2009

"What part of 'conceptual' do you unimaginative people not understand?" - Scott Smith
"New fuck beer, too getting bored, drunk still more drinking." - Scott Smith

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

"Whattaya mean I can't urinate here? I'm doin' it ain't I? You think that badge makes you Captain of the Pee Patrol or something? At least let me zip up before you put me in your squad car." - Scott Smith

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

"Kill the plaid." - Scott Smith

Thursday, December 10, 2009

"If you don't put your tongue on it, you'll never know if the power is on." - Scott Smith

Saturday, December 05, 2009

"It's an Asian market. If they have a dried one, they'll have a baby dried one." - Scott Smith

Friday, December 04, 2009

"No, I did not pee in the hamper, somebody put the dirty clothes in the toilet." - Scott Smith
"Don't give a shit!" - Scott Smith

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

"Nothin' chases the blues away like nailin' a waitress." - Scott Smith

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