"Winter is the planet's waiting room." - Scott Smith

"Fuck Nebraska, right in the corn-hole." - Scott Smith

"They should call jet skis 'boatercycles'." - Scott Smith

"I'm psychic, that's how." - Scott Smith

"And now a brief respite from my amaranthine dissension with quintessence." - Scott Smith

"Arguing with a religious person is a lot like, trying to explain to a colorblind person why they are dressed like a clown." - Scott Smith

"Sometimes you have to make the same mistake twice, two or three times. Just to be sure." - Scott Smith

"No matter where you are going, it's not going to be that cool when you get there." - Scott Smith

"Praying when you are about to die does as much good as; flapping your arms when you fall off of a cliff." - Scott Smith