Wednesday, April 28, 2010

"When you know, then you'll understand." - Scott Smith
"You may think that you're my Boss but you're not. You're just my employer. Jackass." - Scott Smith

Saturday, April 24, 2010

"Comment or GTFO!" - Scott SMith

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

"Metaphysics, pfft. Try having Metafidgets. I can't stop pacing back and forth in the Astral Plane." - Scott Smith
"I said, 'anti-clockwise' not, 'counter-clockwise'. Your dumb ass just wasted a whole night's work." - Scott Smith
"Stupid people tend to confuse cynicism for wit." - Scott Smith

Friday, April 16, 2010

"Yes, it is possible to be too busy for this." - Scott Smith

Saturday, April 10, 2010

"There are 3 types of women; Bitches, Whores and Cunts. The difference is how bad they pissed me off." - Scott Smith
"Tired of being wrong all of the time? You should start your own religion. That way, everything you say becomes Gospel truth. It's worked wonders for me." - Scott Smith

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

"Is there anything sadder than an overweight midget? Did I say sadder? I meant 'hilariouser', sorry for the confusion." - Scott Smith
"Today's updates are tomorrow's outdates." - Scott Smith

Sunday, April 04, 2010

"Easter?!?!? I thought it was Passover. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stick some ham between a couple of slices of Matzo bread and kill 2 birds with one stone. " - Scott Smith
"I'm pretty sure that killing 2 birds with one stone is the Kosher way of doing it." - Scott Smith
"Rabbits made of chocolate are OK but, rabbits made of meat taste better is stew." - Scott Smith
"What do rabbits have to do with eggs again?" - Scott Smith

Thursday, April 01, 2010

"Junk in the Trunk, a Cunt in the Front and Tits for her wits, she meets all of my requirements." - Scott Smith
"Me? A misogynist? Sure, I guess I like Japanese food as much as the next guy." - Scott Smith
"Syllable saving tip: Try calling your waitress 'cheeks' instead of 'sweet-cheeks'. This can save the average person 3.113 months over the course of a lifetime." - Scott Smith

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