Wednesday, October 27, 2010

"Winter is the planet's waiting room." - Scott Smith

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

"Fuck Nebraska, right in the corn-hole." - Scott Smith

Sunday, October 24, 2010

"They should call jet skis 'boatercycles'." - Scott Smith

Friday, October 22, 2010

"I'm psychic, that's how." - Scott Smith

Sunday, October 17, 2010

"And now a brief respite from my amaranthine dissension with quintessence." - Scott Smith

Friday, October 08, 2010

"Arguing with a religious person is a lot like, trying to explain to a colorblind person why they are dressed like a clown." - Scott Smith

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

"Sometimes you have to make the same mistake twice, two or three times. Just to be sure." - Scott Smith

Saturday, October 02, 2010

"No matter where you are going, it's not going to be that cool when you get there." - Scott Smith
"Praying when you are about to die does as much good as; flapping your arms when you fall off of a cliff." - Scott Smith

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