"I haven't pointed at my crotch that much in years" -Scott Smith

"If they had an Oscar for 'Minimalistest comic on the web', I'd totally be nominated. Too bad the Academy Awards are old fashioned." -Scott Smith

"You never see robots with mullets." -Scott Smith

"Do you have to wear a polo shirt to play polo?" -Scott Smith

Polo?

Trying to look sharp? If I were you, I would buy 2 of these:

Lyle and Scott Polo Shirt

One for you, one for me. Worldwide delivery available so, no matter where you live, you can have one shipped to my house... At least get one for yourself.
The only way these Polos could look any better would be, if they started calling themselves; "Lyle and Scott Smith".., someday, someday.

"That was now, this is then. Quit being so linear about shit." -Scott Smith

"The more I think about it; the less I care." -Scott Smith

"Can vampires eat Italian food?" -Scott Smith

"Sometimes people give you money to do things and, you do them. Some call it prostitution, I call it commerce." -Scott Smith

Gamers Paradise

Gamers Paradise:

Some dungeon master’s whimsical sequel

another adventurer with a wicked smile for hire

grill another innkeeper for rumors in the area

amass ancient treasure from dark gnome lair

and disable the monstrous red dragon while at it

another Friday night get together at gamers paradise

-Poem by Justin Germino

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"You shouldn't wear your heart on the same sleeve that you wipe your nose with." -Scott Smith

"I fell in love once. Well, I hope it was love. Whatever it was, it was awful sticky." -Scott Smith

"I'll only do it until I can't do it anymore." -Scott Smith

"Yes, Mexican is a flavor." -Scott Smith

"An Eskimo once told me; The best way to kill a dolphin, is to club it over the head with the cutest baby seal you can find." -Scott Smith

"Whatever Mr. Perfect. Like you never woke up with your dick super-glued to your leg." -Scott Smith

"You can't overdose on sobriety.., or pot." -Scott Smith

"Why do I even bother getting out of bed anymore? Oh yeah, I had to pee." -Scott Smith