Sunday, November 27, 2011

"I like my women how I like my chairs.., easy." -Scott Smith

Thursday, November 24, 2011

"I made up a new word, 'Xoox'. It's pronounced just like it's spelled and means exactly what you think it does.., pervert." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

"Don't eat peppers if you can't handle pooping them out." -Scott Smith
"Making out in black&white is so much cooler than in color." -Scott Smith

Sunday, November 20, 2011

"Falling in love is great until you hit the ground." -Scott Smith

Saturday, November 19, 2011


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Sunday, November 13, 2011

"Don't use margarine when you have butter." -Scott Smith

Saturday, November 12, 2011

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Thursday, November 10, 2011

"Don't lick a gift porn with your mouth." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

"Remember when you could call dames 'broads' and there was nothin' the bitches could do about it? Those were the days." -Scott Smith

Monday, November 07, 2011

"I bet bakers fuck up every recipe that calls for 12 of anything." -Scott Smith

Sunday, November 06, 2011

"The lime won't fit in the coconut. Maybe I should juice it first." -Scott Smith

Thursday, November 03, 2011

"It's not a waste of money when you're giving it to me." -Scott Smith

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

"Tonight's forecast calls for you fucking off, with a 30% of eating shit." -Scott Smith

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