Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"If it weren't for porn, nobody would know how to spell 'amateur'." -Scott Smith

Sunday, January 29, 2012

"You can't motorboat a woman's heart." -Scott Smith

Saturday, January 28, 2012

"At least it wasn't Horshack. It should have been Barbarino. And we should all be thankful that "Boom Boom" is immortal." -Scott Smith

Monday, January 23, 2012

"I thought these films were supposed to be about a sundance." -Scott Smith

Saturday, January 21, 2012

"Well, if she could keep my dick out of her mouth it would be a lot easier." -Scott Smith

Friday, January 20, 2012


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"If you believe the Bible, you'll believe anything." -Scott Smith

Thursday, January 19, 2012

"Church would be more popular if they weren't so stingy with the wine and crackers." -Scott Smith

Saturday, January 14, 2012

"Spaghetti is just Italian nachos." -Scott Smith

"You can't back up if you don't have reverse." -Scott Smith

Friday, January 13, 2012

"Nachos are just Mexican spaghetti." -Scott Smith

Thursday, January 12, 2012

"If you make a monkey cook your dinner, you're gonna have a grease fire." -Scott Smith

Saturday, January 07, 2012

"Let's see you go through a Shark Week without your baby seal skin hat." -Scott Smith

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

"I go through enough brooms trying to keep Sharia law from creeping in to my kitchen and you want to elect a Kardashian president." -Scott Smith

Sunday, January 01, 2012

New Year's resolution

"Naw, don't worry about it. A million ain't as many as you think." -Scott Smith

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