"Keep your gravy off of my breakfast!" -Scott Smith

Irresistible-Scents

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"You don't have to move an inch to go too far." -Scott Smith

"Where are all the robots?" -Scott Smith

"Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there! And all you non-mothers; Call me and we can practice making you one." -Sccott Smith

"That gives me a tingle in my dingle." -Scott Smith

"He dances like an Englishman." -Scott Smith

"You should only slap a woman when they're hysterical." -Scott Smith

"Why won't my pickle seeds grow?" -Scott Smith

"Short people need to grow the fuck up." -Scott Smith

"The thing about mental illness is that, it's all in your head." -Scott Smith

"I'm raising awareness of the need for people to stop raising awareness." -Scott Smith

"Exotic dancers? Sounds exotic." -Scott Smith

"So, does the nominee get to ride an elephant?" -Scott Smith

"What happens in Atlanta, stays in your pantsa." -Scott Smith

"Skanks, flakes and fakes; This is my life." -Scott Smith

'Push 'em up and smash 'em together! Not for me, for America!" -Scott Smith

Rainbow dust, Candy sand art!

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"What do you wants I should do with all my eggs? I only have the one basket." -Scott Smith

"You can be driven to drink but, you can't drink while you drive? What a fucking rip-off!" -Scott Smith